BUAHAHAHA! sorry i love this its so true xD this week is my bandcamp week and its my first year and i almost died the first day x3

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hahaha the lead singer is so cute ><
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this week is my bandcamp week too. Colorguard ftw

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i'm in band camp now. we're not allowed to wear sunglasses, so we have to suffer and go blind.

We had band camp in August 8am-9pm. We were there all day.... The seniors scare me... >.>

Band camp; the week of hell. Complete with searing temperatures.

No bandanna? Always wore one that said "Bass Drum Ninja" on it... One of my several nicknames.

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band camp was AH-MAZING
marching rocks my socks,couldn't ask for a better thing to spend 99% of your first semester on.but now it's time for winterguard!!!
(my guard instructor wears a floppy hat like that XD)

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98% of deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig.

hah you stole my director's hat!

Haha this our entire band except we wear aviators :] inside cv joke haha. My section leader (drumline) wears aviators absolutely everyday so we make fun of them and steal them and have this PERFECT prank that me and this other girl are ganna do to make him sooo mad... he he... :]

Okay: freshman year at band camp, four guys on drumline blew up a toilet by shoving a lit firecracker down it. Their cover up: the section leader took a huge crap. God bless percussionists.

Sophomore year: A trombone player (figures) incites a massive, all-band group hug that causes a table to fly through a window. Lord save trombonists.

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avvie by ~0xo

This one time at band camp the whole percussion section went to eat at this resturaunt named Cody's. We ate, payed and nabbed a few toothpicks on the way out.
So when we get back, we're there before our band director (figures), so we all sit around in the shade..
Being the retard he is, a sophomore jumps on our drum major's back who proceeds to spin the sophomore around on his back. Little do we know that the sophomore still has the toothpicks in his pockets.
So. While our drum major is spinning him around he starts screaming at him to stop. They stop, he jumps off and the kid has about 3 or 4 toothpicks stuck in his upper thigh. So now he's stuck with little scars that look like he injected himself with drugs or whatever.
Never trust drummers with toothpicks, or anything sharp for that matter.
Now he's stuck with the nickname toothpick. xDDD

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